Once the Christmas knitting was done, I was free to cast on a project I’d been hatching for – ooh – several days. For two years running now my boss has generously given me a Christmas gift. It’s not outrageous, and there’s a chance it’s paid for by The Employer, but nonetheless, the net effect is that I get wine & chocolates and the conduit for said gift is my immediate line manager. Cutbacks may mean that it’s a mars bar and bottle of WKD next year, but for the record, this year’s offering was yummy.
So I decided it was payback time. Paul’s birthday is early January. With Luck, I could pass off my response as a birthday/Christmas gift. Even though I know people whose birthdays are around this time find that quite annoying.
In the brief shopping window I had before Christmas, I purchased some man-coloured if possibly overly jazzy yarn for just this purpose.

The trouble with self-striping yarn is that to the novice it’s quite hard to tell how the different colours will look once knitted up. It’s quite the shot in the dark at this stage.
I decided to knit the fit well socks I’ve made 2 pairs of for Steve now, although given that it’s very slightly got a stitch pattern in it, and this is self-patterning yarn I decided to dispense with the pattern and just knit stocking stitch.
Casting on on Christmas day (in the evening, after I cleaned up Lily’s surprise gift of sick all over the stairs) I followed the pattern and started knitting.
It looked too loose. Like the sock equivalent of a string vest.
So, I went down a needle size and increased the number of stitches to compensate for the likely smaller size. It looked like it would fit an elephant. Paul is slightly younger than me, and in similar shape. Elephant sized socks would not be appropriate.
By now we are beyond Christmas Day and we’re eating into Boxing Day. Not literally eating, I spend the morning making soup following recipe from one of Steve’s gifts – the New Covent Garden book of a soup a day. It was a proper “I saw this and thought of you” moment. Steve loves Soup. And now I do – I’ve made 2 from this book and they were both DELISH, with only very slight substitutions required mainly because I’ve apparently lost the ability to buy cream.
In the interests of not having to cast on the same pair of socks more than three times, I decided to knit a gauge swatch.

Clearly not a big one as that would be crazy behaviour. So I just made sure there was enough to be able to measure stitches per inch.
We were only 1/2 a stitch over the gauge stated in the pattern, so I went with the number of stitches it told me to use.
By the time we left for our post-Christmas mini-break, I had maybe 2 inches of the first sock done. Gauge and circumference were looking good.
Sadly, the traffic was pants. A 4 hour journey turned into a seven hour one, and a ball of sock yarn turned into this.

This was taken around Cannock. I didn’t do a great deal more on the journey, but over the next few days ploughed on. By 30th I was grafting the toe (thanks to Lorna for the use of her darning needle. I failed to take mine away with me) and casting on the second sock.
By this time I was harbouring some doubts as the the suitability of the yarn. It was turning out some fairly… lurid socks. I pushed these doubts aside, consoling myself that Paul could always just choose to wear them in the comfort of his own home.
On returning to work, it turns out his birthday was on the 3rd. I finished the socks on the morning of the 4th, and planned to wrap & hand them over on 5th, a mere 2 days late.
Then I got ill and failed to pitch up for work for 2 days. It was a shock to all of us, not least the cat who had trouble coping with the concept of Daytime Company.
So, in the end the socks were handed over on Tuesday 10th. Paul seemed delighted, and it turns out I needn’t have worried about the garishness issue.

He did point out that the socks he was wearing were his loudest socks. I like to think mine give them a good run for the money.
January 11th, 2012 | Category: Crafty So & So's | Comments Off