{"id":1931,"date":"2012-07-26T19:59:23","date_gmt":"2012-07-26T18:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1931"},"modified":"2012-07-26T20:14:25","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T19:14:25","slug":"ow-ow-ow-ow-ow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1931","title":{"rendered":"Ow ow ow ow ow"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’ve eaten too many boiled sweets.<\/p>\n

How many is too many? Well, given that…
\n1. I technically don’t own any boiled sweets, so they are all stolen from the mouths if babes
\n2. I’m a 40 year old woman
\n3. I’m on a diet
\n4. My teeth are on borrowed time and starting to fidget round the edges<\/p>\n

…that many is too many. However, it turns out that rhubarb & custards are so tasty that even when I’m conscious that they are making my mouth sore, I keep eating them.<\/p>\n

And it’s exacerbated by the cold I’m not-going-to-have-not-a-little-bit. Which means that the whole roof of my mouth is swollen like a big balloon.<\/p>\n

I’m not taking paracetamol for the cold (which I’m not having and *certainly* not suffering from), I’m having to take it for my mouth so that I can get to sleep and so that I can eat.<\/p>\n

We had nachos at a sporting event we went to last night with 2 kinds of (totally plastic) dip – cheese and salsa. Which do you think did the most pain-related damage?<\/p>\n

WRONG!! It was the cheese.<\/p>\n

I appreciate that when you have a really sore mouth, asking for spiky chips with spicy dips may seem unwise, but I’m a sucker for nachos. And to be honest, the spikes were the least of my problems.<\/p>\n

Ah well, onwards & upwards – I’m sure it will all settle down in a few days…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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