{"id":2252,"date":"2012-10-10T19:05:19","date_gmt":"2012-10-10T18:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=2252"},"modified":"2012-10-08T21:11:39","modified_gmt":"2012-10-08T20:11:39","slug":"uncle-bryon-dave-kev","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=2252","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Bryon-Dave-Kev"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joel&#8217;s godparents came for tea on Sunday and Lily did her usual forgetting-names trick. Uncle Kev was called Uncle Bryon. Which, given that Uncle Bryon (and Auntie Debbie) was called Uncle Dave, and we often see Uncle Kev with Uncle Dave, is starting to feel quite circular.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-10-07-17.20.02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2253\" title=\"negotiating the rules\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-10-07-17.20.02-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"negotiating the rules\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-10-07-17.20.02-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-10-07-17.20.02-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-10-07-17.20.02.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On a trip to the playground, Uncle Kevryonave initiated a race around the climbing frame to see who could circuit the fastest. Sadly for Joel&#8217;s ego, there was a 10-second difference in Lily&#8217;s favour. They had a second go where Joel tried to beat his own time &#8211; and I have to say I&#8217;m really pleased with the timing of this shot, if not the framing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-10-07-17.23.32.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2254\" title=\"joel in the air\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-10-07-17.23.32-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"joel in the air\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-10-07-17.23.32-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-10-07-17.23.32-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-10-07-17.23.32.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He improved his time by 3 seconds. I reckon he could have shaved 5 off if he hadn&#8217;t been told to &#8220;be careful&#8221; on the back strait.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joel&#8217;s godparents came for tea on Sunday and Lily did her usual forgetting-names trick. Uncle Kev was called Uncle Bryon. Which, given that Uncle Bryon (and Auntie Debbie) was called Uncle Dave, and we often see Uncle Kev with Uncle &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=2252\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jude-the-obscure","category-kids-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2252"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2256,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2252\/revisions\/2256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}