{"id":251,"date":"2008-10-08T17:13:31","date_gmt":"2008-10-08T16:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=251"},"modified":"2008-10-08T17:13:31","modified_gmt":"2008-10-08T16:13:31","slug":"what-would-you-do-with-them-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"what would you do with them at all?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I was chasing downstairs to stop Joel raiding the medicine cabinet (on my behalf, but still) Lily sprayed herself in the eye with my perfume. I could probably have prevented both, but just at the moment I&#8217;m not sure how, exactly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I was chasing downstairs to stop Joel raiding the medicine cabinet (on my behalf, but still) Lily sprayed herself in the eye with my perfume. I could probably have prevented both, but just at the moment I&#8217;m not sure &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=251\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}