{"id":440,"date":"2009-09-06T22:45:50","date_gmt":"2009-09-06T21:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=440"},"modified":"2009-09-06T22:45:50","modified_gmt":"2009-09-06T21:45:50","slug":"encouraging-waste-by-the-baker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"encouraging waste, by The Baker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday we ran a couple of errands in Ormskirk, which, if run with the children, generally entails buying gingerbread men.<\/p>\n<p>The shop we tend to go to, which represents a strong triumph of location over quality because I end up coming out of the shop peeved more times than not, is Sayer&#8217;s, which is one shop along from Ormskirk&#8217;s revered clock tower junction righ tin the heart of town.<\/p>\n<p>I enter, and ask for 2 ginger bread men.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out, I can get 3 ginger bread men for 99p, encased in a plastic-fronted package, or 2 at 55p each with no wrapper.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But that&#8217;s wasteful. I only have 2 children, and I don&#8217;t want a gingerbread man.&#8221; was the most erudite response I could make come out of my mouth. The shop assistant insisted she was merely giving me the information, and I could still just get two of them if I wanted to.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m ashamed to say I went for the 3-for-99p offer (J&amp;L polished off the 3rd one amicably between them shortly after we got home, BTW, so not wasted) and was really quite pissed off for a good half an hour.<\/p>\n<p>Why? How does it make sense to pay for additional packaging, throw in another biscuit and charge less??!? I can see how it would make sense if they charged between \u00a31.10 &amp; \u00a31.65, but less than \u00a31.10? It just offends me. And that&#8217;s before I even get to the plastic packaging &#8211; they already think I&#8217;m a nutter in there because I won&#8217;t take a paper bag PER GINGERBREAD MAN on the grounds that they just get thrown in the bin outside the door. I&#8217;ve beaten them down to a single bag, but they&#8217;re clearly so uncomfortable with even that, that I haven&#8217;t tried the reckless NO BAG AT ALL.<\/p>\n<p>The women in Waterfields by Home &amp; Bargain are generally fine with all of the above, Remind me, that we should go there instead AND if we did we&#8217;d get that little bit more exercise&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Off to go chew my own arm off now, while I try to articulate in my own head just why this troubled me so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday we ran a couple of errands in Ormskirk, which, if run with the children, generally entails buying gingerbread men. The shop we tend to go to, which represents a strong triumph of location over quality because I end up &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=440\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eco-jude","category-plastic-free"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}