{"id":490,"date":"2009-11-25T21:35:52","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T20:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=490"},"modified":"2009-11-25T21:39:01","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T20:39:01","slug":"and-on-that-bombshell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jude.hanlon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=490","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;and on that bombshell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The observant among you will have noticed I haven&#8217;t blogged in a while. There are a few reasons for this, which are outlined below. Firstly, though, can I say I&#8217;m disappointed that I haven&#8217;t been inundated with &#8220;please post a blog post&#8221; emails. Shame on you, my wide &amp; varied readership, although it seems that at least one reader of this blog has been doing her best to get my attention. Well, not just mine, but you&#8217;ll see at the end of the post&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So &#8211; why no blog. Firstly, the good reason(s) &#8211; we&#8217;ve been really busy at work, building up the business, and I&#8217;ve been working a lot in the evenings. When I haven&#8217;t been working I&#8217;ve been sleeping. Get me, the crazy stop-out.<\/p>\n<p>Also, the camera I like to use to take pictures of WIPs to post went AWOL after Steve went to conference. I only found it in the back of his car a week and a half ago, and still have to track down the battery charger. So it&#8217;s iPhone photos only for the moment, it seems, which is a lot less stylish &amp; good-looking than pretty much any &#8220;proper&#8221; blogger you care to mention. If I got a chance to take photos when it isn&#8217;t either dingy or dark it might help, but I&#8217;m home at dusk and weekends are traditionally briefly sunny on Sunday mornings when the faithful are in church (can you tell I&#8217;m reaching now?).<\/p>\n<p>Other reasons &#8211; we&#8217;ve had a series of mini disasters happen, the extent of which leads me to think that either we haven&#8217;t been praying hard enough or one of use broke a mirror. Or maybe it&#8217;s just Our Turn. Here we go:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I went away for a relaxing weekend to Cambridge to meet my friend. 2 miles from the B&amp;B, the car broke. The AA brought me &amp; the car back to Wigan, where the car remains in the car of a car mechanic who periodically sucks his teeth at us when we call and ask awkward quetions like what&#8217;s wrong with it, how much will it be, and when will it be fixed. The workshop I went to Cambridge for was fab, though, and it was good to see Debbie.<\/li>\n<li>Car troubles paled into insignificance when, half way home, I found out that Debbie&#8217;s Grandad had passed away that afternoon.<\/li>\n<li>After the hour and a half waiting for the AA on Friday, my cold, which I had almost shaken off, came back with a vengeance. Enough to make me miserable, but not enough to make me stay in bed.<\/li>\n<li>The car troubles didn&#8217;t stop there, though.\u00a0 Our employee&#8217;s car broke in a similarly bad way over that same weekend. So we are down to one car that can be used to visit clients between 3 of us. His, at least (in the same garage) appears to be closer to being fixed and he has some ball-park figures for fixing it for him to worry about.<\/li>\n<li>On Monday we discovered that the basement workshop at work (formerly known as The Server Room) had collected a centimetre of water in one corner from an apparently external source. United Utilities have been good so far, although after one leak-finder visit and one hole in the ground, the leak has not yet been located &amp; fixed. Fortunately we have more space than we need, although, with the amount of work we have on at the moment, not a great deal more.<\/li>\n<li>This evening, I looked up from tweeting while in the kitchen to see a fairly large mouse waving some of Bruiser&#8217;s food at me from near the back door. Bruiser, true to form, ran in the other direction when I chased it into the back bedroom. It later left the building (or at least, the part of it we can see) through the utility room.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Apparently, these things are sent to try us. I take consolation in the fact that in the work we do, we are solving problems similar to these for other people on a daily basis. And we do it without sucking our teeth.<\/p>\n<p>And now, if you play this blog post backwards at 72rpm, you will hear exactly what I think of the <a href=\"http:\/\/champnews.com\/html\/newsstory.asp?id=7952\" target=\"_blank\">latest political shitstorm to hit West<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/uknews\/1330299\/Seven-councillors-resign-from-the-Labour-Party.html\" target=\"_blank\">Lancashire<\/a>. If I spell it out here, even briefly and at a high level, I will almost certainly be threatened with expulsion again. Happy to be a member of The Labour Party. Happy, happy, happy.<\/p>\n<p>(I think if you hold it up to the light as well, you can also see the relatively innocuous things I wrote, and then deleted on the same grounds, those being that they aren&#8217;t really very innocuous at all)<\/p>\n<p>Back to the knitting, next!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The observant among you will have noticed I haven&#8217;t blogged in a while. 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