We had a clear out at the office last week, me and Dan The Work Experience Lad, and from the 2 carloads of packaging materials we took to the tip, there were exciting-looking foam “layers” which had been used to send us laptop screens. These seemed too exciting to ignore, so I kept hold of two sets – a lurid pink set for Lily, and a white set for Joel.

They got the scissors out, and here’s what Joel came up with:

New pants.