roses are red, violets are blue (or rather, purple and yellow)

Given that roses have a reputation for needing a lot of TLC…

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…and that I do bugger all with mine…

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…we really don’t seem to be doing too badly.

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Oh, and here are the violets. Or Pansies.

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and more roses.

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Speaking of low-effort crops, I have *never* planted potatoes, and yet my compost heap looks like this.

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(these are potatoes)(growing)

Imagine my surprise when I saw these cherries on our little tree. It clearly likes the climate round the side of the house.

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And finally, I think it’s time to brew up! (now I know what I’m doing on Sunday…)

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weedy veggies

The veggie patch has gone “a bit organic”. I was away for a couple of days during which it rained quite a lot. Whereas previously I was largely on top of the weeding, albeit in a fairly non-no-tolerance manner, when I checked on my return, this had happened…

weedy veggies

There is still discernable lettuce action and the rocket to the left is looking quite bushy. The courgettes haven’t been coddled or nurtured at all – they have often been seen gasping for water of an evening as this bed is quite dry, but they are growing some zucchini nonetheless. I intended to get out there and blitz it this weekend, but ran out of time. Maybe during the week…

it’s a tomater disaster!

Seeds update.

The tomatoes have gone all pear-shaped. Thinning them out is no longer an issue. This makes me really really very sad. Mainly because Joel eats tomatoes like there’s no tomorrow.

In other, more uplifting news, we now have at least 5 live chilli plants:

And the observant among you will have spotted that I mixed up my courgettes and my broad beans. I’m actually quite pleased about this because 3 courgette plants is probably enough and 3 broad bean plants isn’t enough – 5 is probably *just about* enough…

We may just scrape in with a “you tried hard” sticker, it seems…

pushing up daisies (or vegetables)

Regular readers know I recently lost my Gardening Expert. @antikaggs recently asked if I’d good my seeds in, in an attempt to step into the breach – so here’s a detailed update.

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There are no new seeds in the ground, although I fully expect potatoes to appear at some point. In the pots shown above there are (L to R) broad beans (4/6 currently sprouting), courgettes (at least one more has sprouted here since then – we’re currently showing 5/6) and chilli. It’s fair to say the chilli have been disappointing so far – 3 weeks and no sign of life whatsoever.

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And L to R here we have courgettes (again), yellow & red tomatoes (see below) and dwarf french beans, again with a disappointing success rate of 4/12, but they were left-over seeds from last year.

My happy plan of only planting *enough* seeds seems to have backfired a little: last year I didn’t have enough garden for all the tomatoes and courgettes I had for planting out, and frankly keeping up with the courgettes/marrows proved to be a struggle. I had a marrow the size of Steve’s arm on the side for several months before I even needed to use it, let alone wanted to use all of it.

The tomatoes have gone well so far, and need some thinning out, pother wise I’ll be planting in the front garden again:

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These pots were moved to the slightly less sunny kitchen window at the weekend, where they appear to be thriving. So much so, that this has happened:

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Life in the chilli pots. Here’s hoping it’s not a weed…

I’ve got my hippie hat on again

Just a quickie, as I’ve been working & it’s late.

We live near Martin Mere wetlands reserve, where many many birds stop over on their annual migration. At the moment, the geese are on the move. When I’m picking J&L up from school or dropping them off in the morning, we’re usually treated to a fly-past, and these guys fly in BIG numbers. Yesterday, we saw what seemed like a ridiculously long “V” of them which the kids ran upstairs to look at as they’d flown over by the time Joel looked up, and the other day we were pretty much divebombed when a big flock went over at roof-level just as we got to Angie’s in the morning.

At tea-time today, Lily suddenly called out “look at the birds!”  and sure enough teh sky was FULL of about 6 “V”s all heading north. I grabbed my phone to take a picture but it’s nowhere near good enough an image toget anything like the full effect.

When we lived in Twickenham, we were always craning our necks to look at Concorde, and then at Jumbo Jets. It feels kind of nice to be craning our necks to look at wildlife.

Especially when the one reader this blog was originally targeted at is currently in a large plane somewhere over the Indian Ocean, winging her way in this direction…

encouraging waste, by The Baker

Yesterday we ran a couple of errands in Ormskirk, which, if run with the children, generally entails buying gingerbread men.

The shop we tend to go to, which represents a strong triumph of location over quality because I end up coming out of the shop peeved more times than not, is Sayer’s, which is one shop along from Ormskirk’s revered clock tower junction righ tin the heart of town.

I enter, and ask for 2 ginger bread men.

Turns out, I can get 3 ginger bread men for 99p, encased in a plastic-fronted package, or 2 at 55p each with no wrapper.

“But that’s wasteful. I only have 2 children, and I don’t want a gingerbread man.” was the most erudite response I could make come out of my mouth. The shop assistant insisted she was merely giving me the information, and I could still just get two of them if I wanted to.

I’m ashamed to say I went for the 3-for-99p offer (J&L polished off the 3rd one amicably between them shortly after we got home, BTW, so not wasted) and was really quite pissed off for a good half an hour.

Why? How does it make sense to pay for additional packaging, throw in another biscuit and charge less??!? I can see how it would make sense if they charged between £1.10 & £1.65, but less than £1.10? It just offends me. And that’s before I even get to the plastic packaging – they already think I’m a nutter in there because I won’t take a paper bag PER GINGERBREAD MAN on the grounds that they just get thrown in the bin outside the door. I’ve beaten them down to a single bag, but they’re clearly so uncomfortable with even that, that I haven’t tried the reckless NO BAG AT ALL.

The women in Waterfields by Home & Bargain are generally fine with all of the above, Remind me, that we should go there instead AND if we did we’d get that little bit more exercise…

Off to go chew my own arm off now, while I try to articulate in my own head just why this troubled me so much.

fakeplastic challenge

Recently, Beth at fakeplasticfish challenged her readers to keep their plastic waste for a week, as a social experiment, and answer some questions about said waste. Here is the entry from the High Lane jury (a phrase which, I now realise, will be meaningless to anyone outside the range of the Eurovision song contest, and who only started following it recently. *sigh* so old, and yet so young…):

We are: Jude (36 – same age as Marilyn Monroe & Princess Diana when they died), Steve (will be 15000 days old in August), Lily (5 1/5), Joel (3 1/2) and Bruiser the cat (14) (who this week created no plastic waste – well done B)

Here’s the picture:

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Here’s the list:

1 x 4-pack of beer-can rings (especially bad for sea-birds & small mammals – start with the best, eh?!)
2 x chocolate bar wrappers
1 x sweets bag
2 x chocolate biscuit wrappers
1 x Crisps bag
1 x orange carton 4-pack wrapper
2 x cherry tomatoes plastic carton (R)
1 x sausages container (R)
2 x prawns container (R)
1 x Doughnuts container (R)
1 x chicken kievs container (R)
1 x sliced ham container (R)
3 x cereal packet inner bags
1 x plastic-fronted sandwich bag
1 x hot chocolate jar + lid (R)
1 x coke bottle (R)
1 x water bottle (R)
1 x cheese spread container (R)
3 x takeaway containers (R) + 2 that were thrown away
2 x drinking straws
1 x bananas bag
2 x cherry tomatoes wrappers
1 x grapes bag
7 x sandwich cling film
1 x frankfurters packet
1 x frozen peas bag
1 x washing up sponge
1 x hot dog rolls bag
1 x cheese wrapper
1 x coffee lid inner
1 x cucumber wrapper
1 x yakult wrapper
1 x balloons bag
5 window envelopes
7 mini-cheddars bags + outer bag
2 see-through mailers
1 x coffee jar lid (R)
2 x milk carton lids (the plastic snappy bit off the top of the tetra pack)
1 x 2-pint milk carton (R)
wine bottle top cover (+ cork, I guess)
11 yoghurt pots (R) (+ lids) (+ 2 thrown away @ nursery)
3 x yakult pots (R)
1 old-fashioned light bulb (I’ve included this because I’m sure it must involve plastic somewhere)
2 x dishwasher tablet wrappers
2 x sandwich plastic cartons
4 pairs pull-ups

…all comes to 725g + 4 pairs of pull-ups

I weighed what’s pictured, and then added 10% to allow for: general forgetfulness & the stuff I knew I didn’t have.

There’s already quite a bit of waste eliminated in the way we live & shop, but there is more I could do. I want to get washable wrappers for the kid’s sandwiches, as the cling film (ceran wrap) makes my skin crawl, and just doesn’t feel like a caring way of presenting Lunch. Also, we have baby food containers which could be used for yoghurt, so we could turn 4-6 small yoghurt pots into one (re-usable) large pot. The yakult was free from the milkman, as a sample. We won’t be getting it again – it’s too expensive & wasteful, especially with potentially 4 takers in the household. The chocolate biscuits could be replaced with home-cooked lovely cakes, but I’d still need to separate them out in the box so there would be 7 bits of cling film again. I re-use margarine tubs as lunch boxes rather than buying new, and we wash the plastic spoons used for yoghurt.

Food & vegetable wrappers *could* be reduced. The children are approaching the age where I now have more appetite for shopping in local shops rather than the national-chain supermarket. I already buy veggies from Tesco without using bags, and I take my own shopping bags with me – a cool bag and 5-6 fabric bags. I got them from Asda for just over 50p each and they are THE BEST. Each one stands in for at least 3 supermarket plastic bags. We still have *some* bags coming into the house, but they are usually when Steve stops off to get dinner/beer/chocolate on the way home. I’ve considered putting a bag or two in his car, but I fear they would just stop in the car. We used to use the few bags that came in as nappy sacks, but now that Joel uses the toilet, I’m thinking I will need to start taking some back to the recycling point at the supermarket. When we get groceries delivered (which I *occasionally* do) I ask them to not-include plastic bags (otherwise, the number you get completely trashes any effort make in bag reduction over roughly a 6-month period – one time I got FIFTEEN bags with my stuff. PLEASE!) which although it means you end up with a kitchen table full of stuff, gets you GREEN points on your loyalty card.

Drinking straws – I’ve taken to rinsing & re-using so we’re getting through about 2 per week instead of 14.

Pull-ups – Joel recently started using the toilet. I’m not confident about night-time dryness, so we use pull-ups although if they’re dry in the morning, they get re-used the following night. This is why there aren’t 7 of them. The sandwiches at work needs addressing. Just as I started this week, the sandwich shop we used to get our lunch from rose phoenix-like from the ashes of its gone-bust-ness and started bringing them to the office again. In a crazy-busy week they’ve been a life-saver, but at £5 per day it’s costing too much.

Post – I send back a lot of junk mail, but still get a lot of stuff that could probably be eliminated.

The beer, wine & chocolate needs cutting back anyway.  This week was a relatively light week, as I’m starting on that process already.

I shop at Tesco because although Asda’s at the leading edge with fabulous re-usable bags, our local Asda (now owned by Wal-Mart) is in a low-income area and the right-on-middle class environmentally friendly cleaning products and green products generally are in short supply. There’s almost a sign next to the ONE thing they have in the cleaning products aisle “if you want to get this, and not the 10p-for-5-gallons-own-brand ALERT – you’ve strayed into the wrong supermarket! Buy this now, and leave quickly before you see poor people!!” Also, Tesco give me loyalty card points for bringing my own bags. And finally – it’s nearer.

To answer another of Beth’s questions, I *would* buy from a bulk-bin store. I will do some research to find out if there’s one within a 100-mile radius! I fear the best option may be Costco, which doesn’t solve the problem we’re trying to address here!

update: I keep meaning to re-format this for putting into Beth’s plastic challenge blog, but keep procrastinating. Instead, I think we’ll do another week soon.

Changes that I’ve/we’ve already made:
1. we use zip-loc bags for sandwiches – they get washed each time & so far each has lasted around a month. I have a box of 1000 of them left-over from my old craft company so they may as well get used sometime.
2. we use the baby food pots for yoghurt. They have a good seal & hold about the right amount. I think Lily initially had problems getting the lid off (she’s a delicate flower, eh) but now they’re used to it. And none have gone missing yet.

3. I need to work on the going to local shops & avoiding plastic bags there.

Also, my own mentality is changing.  I was chatting to another mum in the supermarket and she said “we needed more plastic cups”. They were actually melamine (not sure how much difference that makes – still basically plastic, though, right?) but it made me stop and think – I usually refer to melamine as “unbreakable” – however, Joel has proven several times it’s not unbreakable, just harder to break – and honestly – we’re buying plastic stuff for our kids to eat & drink from. It just made me think – we have lots of old crockery which I don’t care if it gets broken. Dishes rarely get thrown on the floor these days. Some turnover of cups might not be a bad thing. Part of me baulks because, if something is dropped on our kitchen floor it shatters & scatters to the 4 corners of the HOUSE, never mind the room (including round corners & up stairs – honestly) and often breaks the floor tiles (first thing I did – ask the kids – dropped the tea jar & broke the floor. Legendary). But the upshot it, we won’t be buying more plastic crockery. At least, not in the short term.

elderflower falling-over juice

We started making some elderflower champagne 2 weeks ago, and due to our busy-busy schedules, have ended up leaving it to stew in the bucket for (so far) 3 days longer than it should have. If Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall were dead, he’d be spinning in his grave, as we appear to be “butchering” his recipe. Having said that, the comments show that we aren’t the first people to take liberties with his (lets face it, pretty clear) instructions.

I brought the recipe home (from printing it at work, so we didn’t have to cook with an open laptop in the way) annotated with stuff from the comments questioning the quantities. Steve had another look and said “yeah, that’s just because there are stupid people. The recipe says it makes 24 bottles, but doesn’t say what size bottles. It makes 6 litres, so if you’re using 2 litre bottles (as we will be (heaven help us – the house will collapse when they explode)) it only makes 3 bottles.”

The bottling would have occurred by now, only Steve implied that my plan of sterilising with boiling water probably wasn’t good enough, so I’ve stepped back to allow the beer-making expert to step in.

And he’s crazy-busy with work.

So, on Saturday,  I went ahead and bottled. I used the boiling-water sterilising technique which, it turns out, partially melts bottles originally intended to hold Tesco smart-price fizzy water (from Mum’s collection). So we have nearly 5 almost-2-litre bottles of syrupy fizz, which hopefully we’ll get to drink before they explode all over the coal-shed. The straining and bottling went well, although some at the end had to be double-strained as I dropped the sieve into the bowl of strained juice. Joel liked the taste, Lily didn’t – really no surprise there, as Joel is a big fan of elderberry cordial (overberry cordian) and Lily doesn’t like new stuff.

It should be ready to drink when we get back from Glasto. Let’s hope we make it that far!

I have a lot of tomatoes left & nowhere to plant them.

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Those in the know, know we are not short of space in our garden. It’s 150 yards long & we have 2 fairly large vegetable patches. And yet, I have no space left in either veggie patch that will fit these yellow tomatoes, and a similar-sized cluster which is in the sitting room. Also, 3 courgette plants which have buds on them are keen to feel the (frickin freezing so far) summer breeze on their… leaves.

I’ve already put 2 courgettes round the side of the house in a previously fallow bed. (an aside – while I was round there, the kids joined me. I had a wheelbarrow with an open compost bag in it on the narrow path. Joel climbed into the barrow while I wasn’t looking. First I heard was a “crump” as the barrow tipped over, and Joel fell under the hawthorn hedge almost into next door’s garden. I don’t think he was very impressed at the level of sympathy I showed, given that I could hardly help him up for laughing. I’m laughing again now, thinking about it) I can check on them from the spare room without having to set a foot outside (unless something is clearly up with them. I can’t open the windows there or the flat roof sinks a bit & you can’t shut them, also they’re top-lights so if I watered the plants through the window it’d be about as hit & miss as it gets).

So, I’m thinking either the fallow bit on the other side of the roses at the side of the house, although I can’t check on them from indoors so clearly not an ideal option. Or grow-bags on the patio or somewher in the yard – the downside with the yard is that although one side of it is fairly sunny, it’s also where we park the cars, so Steve would almost certainly run over them at some point, because YELLOW MOONSQUIRTERS neither squeak nor run.

Speaking of which, I’ve just realised I haven’t booked the cat in anywhere for when we’re away. Best get on that, eh.

ps. I’ve added a new category. aga-tastic and eco-jude just don’t seem to cover a lot of what I’m doing at the moment.  “Felicity Kendall eat your heart out” is a nod of the hat and tip of the wink to a popular 70s sit-com. If I’m as sexy as Barbara Goode, I’ll be doing well.

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Recycling – middle ground not covered

I’m (still just about) a governor at a small school in Scarisbrick, and director of a small company in Wigan. Both have recycling issues, the school more serious than ourselves.

The school has a roll in the 20s, and operates recesption to Juniors in 2 small classes. As the school is not residential, they don’t pay the council tax required to be included in the District Council’s refuse collection, which includes blue box, paper, plastic, cardboard, glass & textile recycling (it’s really quite good, and the council claim none of it goes to landfill – I make as much use of it as I can at home). So they have to operate as a commercial organisation. Their current refuse contractor just plain doesn’t “do”recycling, so they are looking for alternatives, however, they haven’t had much luck so far. I’m guessing they’ll come across the same problem we do at work (outlined below) which is that they’ll have to pay for some ridiculously large volume of recycling collection when they only produce a little of each kind. This ends up making it financially unviable – did I mention they only have 20+ children on roll, with 6 or so full time staff? Even the paper produced wouldn’t make it worthwhile to pay for weekly wheelie bin collections.

As well as the basic issue of how does the school dispose of its waste responsibly & in an environmentally friendly manner, they also want to be encouraging the children into good habits. If the children know that the paper they put in the “recycling” box is just put in the general waste, they won’t do it, will they? A creative alternative would be to get the children to take it in turns to take a bag of recycling home with them each week to include in their household’s kerbside collection, but that’s probably illegal or Against Council Policy, besides the obvious problem of asking children to essentially take rubbish home as well as homework.

And so to work. I’ve been recycling office paper since I started work in 1993. It feels wrong to put paper in the bin, in the same way as it feels wrong to put organic waste in my normal bin at home. Because it’s only me saving my office paper (and to be fair, I do the most paperwork – they boys are mainly doing the chargeable stuff which generates broken motherboards & the like – a whole different waste disposal issue!) I generate a 5-ream box of paper about every 3 months. However, the lowest level of waste collection our refuse collection company can provide is a wheelie bin which would be collected every week (or possibly every other week) charged at much the same rate as our main refuse collection, which is just over £90/6 months. I don’t have a problem taking the boxes to the council tip, given that they aren’t big or heavy, however, I either take them whole, thus possibly creating a confidentiality problem in these paranoid times, or I shred them in which case I have to put them in the general waste otherwise the tip turns into a snowstorm of shredded paper & the whole recycling thing goes down the pan.

I’m now looking into mobile shredding services, as I passed such a van parked on our street the other day. I’m now kicking myself that I didn’t make a note of who they were or their contact details…